Dear Staples: Regarding Mute Button,
I am aware of your fantastic “Easy Button”, where with one push everything magically becomes “easy” to do. Well, I propose that you expand your product line to include the “Mute Button” for us parents that need a little quiet time in their lives. I have enclosed a proposed picture of what such a button may look like.
With the push of this button, parents could magically transform their environment into one of peace and quiet! Why do we need such a fantastic product? Let me introduce you to exhibit A and B.
Exhibit A: The Crabby Toddler
Not good enough? Well how about…
Exhibit B: The Terrible Two Tantrum
Ah-ha! I knew I’d get you with Exhibit B!
Feel free to take this idea and run with it. I need no credit - just send me one of the Mute Buttons when you manufacture it and I’ll be a happy mama!
Sincerely,
MamaWise
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12 responses so far ↓
1 Lisa // Apr 30, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I’ll take one too! I have a sick little one who is pathetic & dramatic in her needs right now & a mute button would work just perfectly!!!
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2 Tara R. // Apr 30, 2008 at 10:56 pm
I. WANT. ONE!
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3 Ohmommy // Apr 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
We could make millions.
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4 cyndy // May 1, 2008 at 2:02 am
I second that motion!
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5 BusyDad // May 1, 2008 at 3:50 am
If I give your blog a shout-out during my w8 loss wednesday weigh-in, can I have a couple of those when you get them? You know what? I’m gonna bank on the fact that you’ll say yes. You are in the video!
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6 Jennifer // May 1, 2008 at 9:21 am
Sign me up!
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7 MomBabe // May 1, 2008 at 11:41 am
I need one. STAT.
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8 Steph // May 1, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Ah if only there was such a thing mommies everywhere would rejoice
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9 Kim // May 1, 2008 at 4:25 pm
OH MY GOD.. are they sold out.. I so need one of those yesterday!!
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10 Stacey @Real World Mom // May 3, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’d buy several! What a brilliant idea!
11 Loni // May 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm
That is the best invention ever…I’ll take 2!! One for the crabby toddler and one for the snoring hubby:)
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12 amy // May 12, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Brilliant! I’ll take a dozen, just in case any of them break!
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